If He:
- Smokes
- Doesn't open the door for me. (I'm completely capable of opening my own door, I've been doing it now for 20+ years. It's about RESPECT)
- Talks to my chest more then to my face.
- Has hair longer then mine.
- Informs me when the check comes that we're going dutch.
- Drops the F bomb more times then I can count. (This only applies to guys I'm dating. Mugs, you're fine)
- Asks me to drive. (I don't mind meeting him somewhere, but I'm not picking him up)
- Is rude to waiters. That's just not cool, bro.
- Wears Ed Hardy. If you agree or have no idea what this is, that's why we're friends.
- Drives a Ford Mustang. Especially any model from the 90's.
- Wears tighter pants then me.
- Has a tattoo of a naked or scantly clad woman.
- Wears pants that have sparkly gems on the back pockets.
- Is prettier then me. Everyone that knows me knows I hate competition.
- Is a douche bag.
I have one more to add from experience:
ReplyDeleteHas a girlfriend.
I feel like this list could get more and more hilariously ridiculous.
I have a friend who said you should never think anything is a given, therefore being an A-hole is a deal breaker. Hahahahaha.
You go girl!!! That is a great list!
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Risa
I am your newest follower :)
so basically no jersey boys? agreed. can i add a few more?
ReplyDelete* "forgets" his wallet when the check comes.
* gets all handsy before you've even exchanged basic info.
* won't dance (not even a slow dance) cause he's "too cool".
Wait! I've got it! No douchebags! That should cover it. I love you Eryn!
haha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteEryn must have a rule that if a certain amount of people suggest it, she makes an addendum... because douche bags is now on there....and I like it!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't remember how tight your pants are... Are mine tighter or like the sameish? ;)
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